d1000 Curses

d1000	Result
1	Change alignment
2	Impotent, cannot enjoy sex
3	Change gender
4	Change sexual preference
5	Transvestism compulsion that starts small and grows more flamboyant
6	Change to Hermaphrodite or change gender randomly constantly
7	Constantly accused of espionage
8	Sterilised
9	Only Female offspring (or male for Amazons)
10	Malformed offspring
11	Bizarre tragedy kills offspring – Wis or struck by madness
12	You kill your own children – Wis or struck by madness
13	Children taken by monsters – Wis or struck by madness
14	Attracts Monsters – increased encounters
15	Overlook Danger – harder to find traps or ambush
16	Lose any game of chance
17	Cannot sleep –2 all rolls, -2 till sleep
18	Always sickly and weak –2 all rolls, kind of disgusting, -2 Cha
19	Cannot eat, mostly throws up –2 all rolls, Weak -2Con
20	Cannot stop eating constantly and carrying snacks, often not alert and will start fires, cook etc if left alone
21	Fumble – any natural 1 roll has worst possible outcome
22	Lose Any Business Venture
23	Cannot start a fire, hard to keep one going
24	Food all tastes bland
25	Like to pull beards on anyone you meet, makes you laugh out loud
26	Animals hate you
27	People you meet hate you
28	You cannot find food for yourself in wild ever
29	Other worldly beings glimpse you and send minions to keep you down
30	Loved ones and friends all look undead to cursed
31	Weapons break on any natural 1 roll
32	Animals all grow sick near you
33	Fires start when your around
34	Battle confusion1in6 chance during one of first d4 rounds. Hit friend instead.
35	Re roll any athletic rolls you succeed in
36	Bad Crossings - any chasm, river, or natural obstacle crossing needs one extra roll
37	Bad Crossings - any cross road gets gets extra encounter roll
38	Imp torture –Imp follows you causing misfortune and tragedy while invisible
39	Lycanthropes hate You
40	Undead hate you
41	Sea Monsters hate you
42	Demons/ Modrons/ Slaadi or aa specific alignment planar type being hates you
43	Buildings Hate You – roofs need fixing, beds and chairs and balconies break, masonry falls
44	Rake addicted to vice including, sex, drug addiction, alcoholic, prone to lewdness and running with crazy gangs of like minded often privileged hooligans
45	Dreams under attack by sexual demons – Wis or struck by madness
46	Ghosts of those you slay whisper constantly – Wis or struck by madness
47	Weapon blunt and rusty -1 damage and to hit after you’ve touched them
48	Foul smell – creatures smell you coming, -4 Cha
49	Delicious smell – you smell yummy, everyone wants a bit
50	Parasitic infestation – worm, fleas, protozoa, fungi makes you hideous –4Cha
51	Must be the leader! You know best – ignore advice or even your own better judgement -2Cha
52	Obsessed with riding animals, must have best, always talk about livestock and ask every beast owner how animal performs
53	Desperately try to mate as often a possible, increasingly desperate and weird
54	Weeping wound -1d4HP different each day open smelly wound leaking gross stuff, -1 Cha
55	Lame -3 Move
56	Always lose initiative as if a zombie
57	Hair constantly growing – 1d6 inches per hour
58	Animals love you – people accuse you of theft, swarms of hungry beast follow you
59	Monsters love you (Dryads, selkies or hideous undead or worse)
60	Demons/ Modrons/ Slaadi or other otherworldy being love you too much
61	Rune Marked – gods brand of shame on your face, lets all know you are scorned
62	1d4 Demons arrive every midnight to beat you 1d6HP if you just let them – can attack in dreams
63	1d4 Modrons come every dawn to make you say prayers or beat you – can attack dreams
64	Any meat you try to eat becomes animated and crawls around like slugs
65	Any plant matter you try and eat turns rotten
66	You always get sexual diseases and spread it to every lover
67	Possessed – an hour a night you get up to no good and don’t remember
68	Horrible crimes and accidents keep happening near you by coincidence
69	Mistaken ID – always getting accused of being somebody else – constant trouble
70	-4 If ever attacking curse maker or his same type
71	Attacked when in privy chamber a bit too often can it please stop now
72	Only eat exotic expensive food stuff – always difficult or amoral to obtain
73	Treachery – a henchman turn on you, then another, etc
74	Nobody may teach or train you because they are not worthy too
75	The public will hear a horrible possibly untrue stories about the adventurer ruining their reputation
76	True Love – will be found and lost - Wis or struck by madness
77	Love Is Blind – embracing love object like goat, elderly prostitute, virgin priestess
78	Lovers always betray you – could even be false evidence planted by imps to ruin loves
79	Love will destroy all – inappropriate love object involved in dispute – slaughter ensues
80	Nobody loves me – constantly moan about lack of love annoying everybody -2Cha
81	Boats always leak when you are in them
82	Stylus and pen always leak and break ruining your penmanship, making your writing worthless
83	Cannot read or write
84	Cannot Speak
85	Deaf
86	Diseased – if cured get a new one
87	Your feces turn into gremlins at night 1d3 per day
88	Lose control of your bladder when talking to opposite sex
89	Uncontrollable diarrhoea and vomiting when meeting new people -4 Cha
90	Constipated, after 4 days -1 all actions, 7 days Con save or die if not treated by healer
91	Tiny faces grows on your body 1d4 – you hear them abusing you and recommending awful things constantly
92	Devolution +1Str -1 Int – look increasingly sub human
93	Albino and hates light -2 to fight in sunlight
94	Pollute water – you contaminate local water supplies at touch
95	Forgetful – Extra Int roll to remember important facts or mind goes cloudy
96	Untouchable – everyone repulsed and keeps away -4 Cha
97	Holy or unholy water burns you like acid
98	Holy symbols repulse you if wielded by believer
99	Enemy clan start to eliminate your family and hunt you
100	High Lord of land hates you and uses your friends and kin to harm you first

d1000	Result
101	Split into two opposite alignment selves who battle to survive and be true person
102	You and companions taken by fate to a lost world
103	Entrapped with companions in haunted hell house cant escape till cursed killed or curse broken
104	You and peers drawn into pocket dimensional hell or abyss filled with horrors
105	Children attack you on sight
106	Birds attack you in swarms daily
107	Rats attack you in swarms daily
108	Cursed unlucky omens surround you, most folk and humanoids shun you in fear
109	A god thinks you are arrogant and will spare you if pass a test your skill and if you humbly apologise
110	A demon believes you are a worthy trophy and will aid you and make you dependent on it's power
111	A modron wishes to judge your role in the cosmos, it observes you for a few days then decrees if you serve law (follow you about offering advice) or chaos (enemy to cosmic law and modron kind) more
112	A supernatural dream lover is a dryad or dragon or ghost of elf and produces a hybrid child with otherworldly kin and conflict
113	A devil thinks you a good sort and sends an imp to advise you in business and ethics
114	A ghost baby attaches itself to you, crying, weeping and haunting you and your fellow inhabitants with illusions and nightmares
115	An angel visits you at night to evaluate your conduct punishing you with a blazing rod for transgressions1d6 per night damage but will leave you alone if near death and will not kill you
116	A deva showers you in sweets and flowers when you do good deeds in public, cults form and fight over your every word to the death
117	A deva showers you in sweets and flowers when you do good deeds in public, your popularity soars but church and state out to get you for heresy
118	Giant spiders creep from dark dank hidden places to menace you every night
119	Alchemists want at any cost to use you in a experiment to create perfect human, they fuse you with chosen of opposite gender making you a 2 headed hermaphrodite
120	Flesh around skeleton and organs replaced by maggots or earthworms or snakes - Wis save or madness
121	Ancestors totem beast restores some bestial features to your bloodline
122	Ancestors send visions of suffering in underworld, need cash to be sacrificed to save them! help!!!
123	Bury all your treasure so awaits you in afterlife, use traps and curses and mazes to defend if can afford it
124	Sacrifice all your treasure for the gods cheerfully
125	Spirits take you to underworld, alignment shift and altered behaviour
126	A god or demon sets you on a murder spree striking your loved ones first
127	Fall in love with dangerous or inaccessible person, possibly married already or sworn to chastity with powerful family and followers to stop your advances
128	Fall in love with dangerous magical, supernatural or divine being who believes you common, unworthy and beneath them
129	Flies swarm all over your food you must race them to get anything
130	You believe the lice on your body are a tiny civilisation and you are their god, you tell people about this often 131Your livestock, pets and mounts turn evil and look sinister
132	Your clothes animate, dramatically when talking, scaring people with your magic power
133	Only eat insects
134	Only eat worms or grubs
135	Quadrupeds like to kick or bite you if close, some like to spit on you or eat your stuff
136	Wear nothing but sack and ashes
137	Offencive and prejudiced towards outsiders of own clan or tribe, spends time pointing out lesser peoples imaginary and fanciful flaws, badmouth anyone anytime
138	Wake up with slaver brands in house of influential master who declares you criminal if you escape
139	Only eat grass and bark
140	Constantly writing everything down in big journal every tedious detail, mostly badly written, if illiterate then just crazy squiggles you claim to be writing
141	Cant stand thought of animal cruelty, keep releasing imprisoned farm animals to wilderness
142	Crazy urge to cross breed monsters results in wasting your time and money and upsetting lynch mobs
143	Cry out for punishment of accursed, mutants, and anyone different at hands of rough mob justice
144	Try to start orgies whenever possible as if life a nonstop penthouse forum for playboys
145	Zealous puritanical streak, wear black and white simple clothing, berate sinners and preach strict values to masses no matter how unpopular, seek out a sect strict as you or start one
146	Enjoy beating people including other peoples children and servants preferably with a stick every day
147	All you want to do is settle down and live a ordinary life, pay your mortgage and have children with a normal job. Adventure and wealth are not for you. That just attracts trouble
148	Only one type of seasonal food like a nut, fruit or vegetable or leaf can feed you
149	Mad hoarder, buy property to horde your stuff, live like pauper and surround self with trash and crap you find but wont sell. Always willing to take share of loot in dungeon crap.
150	Obsessed with mating habits of others and monsters and feel need to tell everybody they are doing it wrong
151	Will not do anything without astrology reading or divination by some roadside hustler
152	Obsessed with phrenology and likes to measure heads and explain why scientifically uglier people more poor and stupid and amoral, like to collect cruel specimens that prove your theories
153	Violently opposed to dancing, will do anything to stop inappropriate happy music and bodily movements, not invited to parties
154	Madly anti drinking and vice will preach in public and worst places to convince criminal classes of errors, will ruin parties and try to destroy demon drink and brothels
155	Imagined spirits possessing people explains all problems, so kidnapping and amateur and potentially deadly exorcisms in order, victim needs a Con save to survive
156	Wizards need to be crucified then burned if they dont renounce their evil
157	Sorcerers are the root of all vice, drugs and immoral pleasure, need to be beheaded and burned
158	Priests are all deceivers and devil worshippers, try to convince everyone that gods are just big demons
159	Bards are spreaders of terrible music, inappropriate sex and violence and must be silenced, burn their instruments, writings and tar and feather them before they corrupt youth
160	Monks are evil fiends who kidnap, scrawl prayers to demons and can kill with a touch, somebody ought to wake people up to the problem and that person is you
161	Druids are horrible pagans that talk to beast and monsters and slow progress of human kind. Wherever druids roam, civilisation is stunted. They also practise human sacrifice and hoard gold, its time to hunt these fiends down and take their ill gotten gold
162	Warriors are mercenary blood suckers and bandits holding all to ransom. There will never be peace with them in charge and you have been inspired to save everyone from so called military aristocrats and their thug minions
163	Paladins are evil fiends killing children and worshipping demons in secret, the church has been duped and its up to ordinary people to stop them with arson and lynching, the king can still be convinced to stamp them out and seize their land
164	Rangers are shifty spies serving foreign and inhuman masters, they serve the lords of nature waging a never ending war on progress and civilised people. They must be stopped before its too late
165	Rogues are the source of all societies problems, they are just thieves and crooks and killers with delusions of being gentlemen. They control vice so therefore stopping them would stop vice. If you could stamp them out everyone would be safer
166	Time for a witch hunt! Uppity women are in league with evil and must be stopped. Any that have cats, look ugly, live alone or complain are evil witches and must be stopped.
167	Warlocks are up to no good and have infected menfolk with devilry and evil, time to incite the mob to stop these wicked men once and for all. They tend to own everything, have positions of power and treat others as beneath them, time to turn their cruelty back on them
168	Poor people are diseased, criminals and a breeding ground for evil who must be purged, sterilised and euthanased
169	Become obsessed with evil of another race, after a week you turn into one
170	Cannot be trusted near a drop or window, must resist urge to jump from heights, Wis save
171	If able to hold anything sharp must roll Wis save daily or cut self for 1d3 hp
172	You try to change your class if possible or just do best to act like a new class
173	Your eyesight stops you reading without glasses
174	You become a left handed if right currently and the reverse case also
175	Will not talk to or acknowledge lesser beings not of at least noble status
176	Fanatic masturbation fan
177	Collect depraved erotic and forbidden art, decor, furniture and books
178	Collect ideological pamphlets and political cartoons, considered treason and blasphemy
179	Secret police everywhere intrigued by you and your success
180	An Imp plants forged documents about you wherever you go
181	Lawmen think you look like your up to no good
182	Criminals and gangs always see you as a rival force to be dealt with
183	Popular bards spread lampoons about your cruelty and intolerance
184	Popular bards spread lampoons about your bizarre sex scandals
185	Popular bards spread lampoons about your bloodthirsty murder and robbing
186	Popular bards spread lampoons about your grave robbing of the ancients
187	Popular bards spread lampoons about your mean spirited selfishness and miserliness
188	Popular bards spread lampoons about your ancestry or just make stuff up
189	Popular bards spread lampoons about your stupidity, gullibility and ineptness
190	Popular bards spread lampoons about your personal apearance
191	Teenagers hero worship you, want to do anything for you, parents hate you
192	Children try to follow and copy you and grow up to be just like you
193	Collectors and keepsakes of you fetch such high prices that the collectable guild has put a price on your head to raise your merchandise worth. Idols, jewelery, rugs, fabric the works.
194	Statuettes and jewelry with your likeness appear in markets, friends call you a sell out, strangers call you a wanna be.When you change your look it becomes the next season look. Everyone but you makes money from your look.
195	Unstable fans follow you about and you become associated with their crazy actions
196	Criticize everyone's fighting style, schools, martial style, weapon choices as often as possible
197	Criticize everyone's clothing, personal style, haircut and grooming choices as often as possible
198	Never polite or humble before betters or acknowledge equity in anyone
199	Fight to the death is your true desire
200	Never surrender or back down or retreat from conflict

d1000	Result
201	Containers break
202	Armour rusts loses one AC/month
203	Clothes keep falling off daily
204	Thieves love you
205	5% of your wealth diminishes every day
206	Bandits Love You
207	Awful suitors flock to you
208	Children cry within 20 feet – nanny's and moms hate you
209	Milk dries up within 20 feet – midwives and dairy farmers hate you
210	Termites love you and your property
211	A single bizarre magic being torments you every full moon
212	Your own kind and friends die around you due to ill fortune
213	Mysterious rotting flesh illness -4 Cha, everyone fears contagion, mobs want to burn you
214	Compelled to hunt a dangerous species of creature like giant. dragon or gorgon
215	Cannot stay in same bed twice
216	Compelled to exterminate a species
217	Doom Omen – all fortune tellers indicate to mob you are the great problem
218	Constantly hallucinate false encounters and lose friends trust
219	Bleeding constantly attracts animals, monsters and trackers
220	Runic Penance – magical face mark, tattoo or brand all who can see you and read see what crime you are accused of
221	You grow a hideous hump, people mock you, children are scared, -4 Cha
222	Giant Nose, people mock you, children are scared, -2 Cha
223	Scarified all over -2 Cha
224	Plant or fungal matter growing on you - 4 Cha
225	A common race hate you on sight as if some racial crime was perpetrated by you
226	Bugs and creepy crawlies love you and live on you
227	Bugs and creepy crawlies hate you, swarms attack daily
228	Horror flatulence makes -4 sneak and etiquette, -2 Cha
229	Irrational fear of outdoors, everything out to get you, can’t stand the sky or open areas -2 outdoors everything
230	Irrational fear of indoors, can’t stand the ceiling or being enclosed -2 everything indoors, walls are closing in
231	Paranoid delusions, sees evidence everyone all in on plot against you
232	Freakish Hair – changes to whatever you don’t want - outrageous beards, weird colours, bald, tangled, spider ridden
233	Horrible digestive emissions – you stink up the place, ruin toilets and everyone hates you
234	Ancestor spirits nag you incessantly about your deeds – Wis or struck by madness
235	Gaze of the frog god – you cannot jump
236	Gaze of the Fish Lord – you always sink and cannot swim
237	Gaze of the cat god – you find nighttime as bad as pitch black, your eyes never adjust you need light to see at night
238	Short sighted – don’t see anything in distance
239	Beggars love you – they hear your eccentrically rich and might give them a gold mansion if they beg enough
240	Tax man cometh – revenue follow you everywhere dreaming up fees and licenses for the lords of the land
241	Monsters sometimes are in your bed
242	All the suitors that like you are really monsters – nobody believes you
243	Gambling Bug! – you spend all your money and carouse constantly out of control
244	Alcohol makes you ill and stupid (more so)
245	Compulsive smoker – constantly using pipe and smoking at all times – must smoke something constantly or goes into coma
246	Wolves love you and follow your trails
247	Snakes Hate You
248	Evil Familiar – an Imp appears and declares your souls is his but in the meantime he will serve you and advise you
249	Pregnant with horrible monster – it doesn’t care if you’re a dude
250	Vinegar thumb – all wine and beer go off within 20ft – villagers hate you
251	Mildew – foodstuff within 20 F get spores from you – commoners hate you
252	Shoe Trouble – boots and footwear come apart daily needing lots of spares or a cobbler on hand
253	Horses lose shoes – any horse you ride on or in a waggon drawn by one make Dex check every round
254	Doldrums – Sailing ships won’t move with you aboard
255	Barge Arse – world acts as if your weigh quadruple, bothering horses, sinking boats, breaking floors
256	Rain Rain! – Constantly drizzles whenever you are near, seems impossible to get dry
257	Duelists Mark – everyone thinks you’re the guy to fight with to prove something
258	Horrible crime evidence in your bed often
259	Dead rotten animal appears in bed every night
260	Your true love is turned into an animal
261	Someone just like you came and killed some locals – perhaps the mob will solve this problem
262	Constantly mistaken for criminal – you look like trouble
263	Dungeon hates you – masonry falls on you, stairs collapse, doors jam
264	Bad back, carry only half
265	Succubi/Incubi steals your essence and creates a monster child to be your nemesis – grow fast
266	Witches Hate You and curse you again and again till this one removed
267	God Loves You, really loves you, mortal lovers don’t last long, scorning them gets you killed too
268	Flies love you and probably frogs too
269	You cannot sing, carouse, dance or any form of entertainment or sport or game -4
270	An evil clone is born to hunt and kill you
271	Assassins keep thinking you’re their target
272	The stars are wrong! – you always get lost if alone and even confuse other navigators by -4
273	An undead arises and seeks you every night
274	A bored god uses you for target practice, near misses upset locals
275	Gods bet on humans using you to test their moral quandary – horrible bizarre coincidences haunt you – Wis or struck by madness
276	Spirits hate you – anywhere you stay seems haunted as local spirits want you gone
277	Possession attempts by spirits and ghosts think you are a great medium
278	Screaming fits – break into screaming yells if fail Wis in stress situation
279	Leave Trail – cannot help but leave obvious trail outdoors
280	Bleeder - take 1d4 rounds bleeding for 1pt every first wound per battle
281	Brittle Bones at 25% damage -1 all rolls, 50% damage -2 all rolls, -75% -3 all rolls
282	A cult decide you are the enemy and devote themselves to your public destruction
283	Attacked in the dream lands, slowly lose 1hp/day
284	Obsessed with cursed Artifact, well known a disaster waiting to happen, but you don’t care
285	Foaming at the mouth – everyone thinks you are horrible and mad – Wis or struck by madness
286	Other worldly beings try to trick you through gates
287	Other worldly being tempts you whenever you’re in peril, want you to release them into this world
288	A ancestor tries to slay you to free them from own curse
289	Someone else has curse to hunt and kill you
290	Monsters always hear you coming and are prepared.
291	False Turn - confused and misdirected in dungeon during fight or chase
292	Dungeon re-stocks faster, may even meet the new shift on way in
293	Cowards Name – everyone has heard you are a shameful base coward who leaves friends to die
294	Liar Liar! – people don’t believe any of your stories, friends stories mentioning you sound bad, merchants fear you are a con man or robber
295	Death Dealer – Death follows you in battle and waits for you to fall into negative HP
296	Offend Everybody – People misinterpret your words and explode into violence
297	Dungeon Leaders mark you for death – if they kill you the hunamz will go!
298	Underworld God blesses you for killing so many, humanoids you kill come back as un controlled zombies
299	All metal you touch becomes tarnished and dull
300	Alcohol is poison to you

d1000	Result
301	You drip water constantly driving you crazy – Wis or struck by madness
302	Unborn babies go blind within 10ft
303	Birds shit on you constantly -1d4 Cha just before any interaction rolls
304	Wheels break when you come near
305	Plants die under your feet
306	Dreams of underworld horrors – Wis or struck by madness
307	Potions turn to poisons in your mouth
308	Your treasury is infected by gold bugs who eat your coins 1-10% missing each inspection
309	Wanted poster with your name appear across the trade roads
310	Horrible prostitutes greet you at every turn
311	Rot grubs keep coming after you
312	Son of Kyuss grubs keep coming after you
313	Slimes and Jellies and Oozes love you and come out of drains to find you
314	Shrink gender characteristics – just make your parts embarrassingly small and weird and earn you laughter
315	An Imp or goblin or gremlins taunts you with horrible dilemmas – which baby will you save? Think the joker and batman
316	Mental hospital come looking for you and offer emergency trepanning’s – convince the state you are dangerous
317	Your acidic blood doesn’t hurt you but your armour loses 1AC every battle you are hurt
318	A deed seeking to give you an inheritance – really enemies of your house trying to kill you
319	Gremlins bug you often, blunting your tools, wrecking your equipment and other pranks
320	Your passage disturbs evils of the elder times who comes for your doom
321	Blood taint – have inhuman bloodline – enough to get you into trouble and be detected by certain spells and beings
322	Blood Gods Gaze – Impressed by your slaughter, you are given a cursed blood drinking blade (addictive) with an evil intellect or made a berserk
323	Cannot remove your hat – mysteriously situations arise constantly demanding you take it off – threats of decapitation and hilarity ensue
324	A magic item develops an appalling personality or other item like a frying pan might start up. Always find way back to you if you lose.
326	Enemies are compelled to attack anywhere you make camp or rest.
327	A parent or loved one comes and abuses you, possibly just a doppelganger.
328	A parent or loved ones ghost comes and abuse your dreams – Wis or struck by madness,
329	Kobolds follow you wherever you go, serving some god they devote their tribe to killing you
330	Knights have heard of your prowess and demand to battle you
331	A gremlin is inside you! – You see him under your kin swimming about causing trouble
332	Garrote curse – your neck is constantly assailed be enemies, traps, unlucky accidents, vines
333	You always drop what you are holding when surprised
334	you must make morale rolls like an NPC
335	At night an imp or gremlin comes to feed off your familiar blood nipple you have developed under your arm pit or other place
336	Lonely ghosts and spirits bug you out of boredom and for something to do
337	Whatever object you quest for tries to escape – ie jumps in river or teleports
338	Others get glimpse of you as a vampire from time to time
339	An evil villain of great fame announces you a his new champion
340	Cannot hit in unarmed combat, totally inept fighting style, bullied by wizards -4
341	Cannot use missiles, cross eyed and clumsy -4 missiles
342	Shield always sags – no bonus as if unskilled
343	Forget favourite weapon proficiency
344	Forget random spell every day if no spells then martial style or proficiency
345	Every noise you make is worst possible, your shoes squeak, gravel crunches, -4 sneak
346	Guard beast always detect you
347	Important tool breaks daily
348	Intellect devourer -4 Int, – Wis or struck by madness
349	Yaun Ti Bloodline curse – you have taint awakened and the cult seek to make you one of them
350	Dragons hate you
351	Giants Hate You
352	Moles hate you – they undermine you and make potholes that kill your horse
353	Followed by vultures – they look pleased every morning to see you
354	Instruments break on touch, others become out of tune in 10 foot
355	Voice of the frog god – croak horribly when talking -2Ch except to Bactrian’s +2
356	Touch of the frog god – your skin is gross and slimy and secretes mild hallucinogens when sad
357	Spawn of the frog god – every body of fresh water you find you vomit up a gallon of frog spawn
358	Forget Legs, urge to crawl like a snake waste down, increasingly develop scales
359	Bread within 20ft of you goes bad, bakers hate you
360	Meat within 20ft of you spoils, butchers hate you
361	Gremlin in your pack, eats stuff
362	Haunted by toilet lobsters who somehow find you again with their nippers
363	Haunted by evil serpent – eat your kids, pets, potions, stings your animals, ruins your life, keeps returning
364	Crazy wandering wizards take an interest in you making life hell
365	Followed by losers everywhere wants to be a follower, needy, easily replaced by next one
366	Spiders hate you
367	Lizards hate you
368	Healers hate you - 1pt less healing from all sources
369	Pursued by fathers seeking marriage deals for their spawn and seeking legal proceedings against hero
370	Any land or place you occupy is contested by someone – even to thugs in taverns wanting a chair
371	Evil relative finds you to make life hell, they are a monster or cultist or some kind of crazy villain
372	Fuel burns 10x faster when you are within 20ft
373	Dogs love your leg, they talk about how hot it is to other dogs
374	Every missile weapon ammo you fire is lost
375	Village Idiots love you and come from miles around to find you, even extra- dumb monsters like you
376	Giant vermin hate you
377	Dinosaur hate you – everyone says there extinct right! – how come they come after you?
378	Every night ghosts come to rattle chains moan and disturb your rest, Wis to resist and get proper rest
379	Ancestor from underworld need cash and sacrifices pronto or perhaps loan your body
380	Demon, devil or Deva wish to procreate with you – send heralds to announce good news!
381	Keep falling in, stepping on and getting pelted by shit in as many forms as possible
382	When you start a fire other worldly creature look through and cause chaos occasionally
383	Everyone you kill has your face appear before their kinfolk
384	Diseased flagellants believe your touch will heal them, zealots follow you everywhere try to touch you with their diseased bandaged limbs
385	Fish hate bait - you’ll never catch a fish, even cooked ones jump off plate to floor
386	Embrace of the frog god – at night you almost suffocate from dreams of the frog god
387	Kiss of the frog god – covered in hideous warts, -2 Cha – will spread to your lovers and everyone knows it
388	Demon kidnaps some child relatives and threatens you to do his bidding or else! The kids are in a magic cage on another plane
389	Dance of the frog god, you hop instead of walk now due to your new skeleton changes – looks very odd
390	Everyone you kiss finds you repulsive and wants to be sick after
391	A god toys with you sending pests when life gets too relaxed like stirges, bugs, wolves, etc
392	When you fall into negative hits you burst into fire, burning you and anyone touching you for 1d4 damage
393	The mushroom god invades your dreams with some bad ergot infected bread – Wis or struck by madness
394	you become a Cyclops -2Cha, everyone hates you
395	Orcus likes your skull, additional 20% undead attack every encounter, he wants for his collection
396	Demons follow you and threaten to castrate you
397	Whenever you come close to dying imps appear ready to take your soul
398	Maggots keep falling out of you at bad moments
399	You can only drink alcoholic drinks
400	Monsters keep hitting you in head +2 to be hit

d1000	Result
401	Old friend or family member or lover now hates you, convinced you are a vile traitor
402	Cant stop moving walking pace at least while awake, keep thrashing in sleep or sleep walking
403	Lightning rod – beware in storms outdoors, best keep friends away
404	Plague carrier - anyone inside 20 feet for an hour gets plague that carrier immune too
405	Soft flesh +1 damage every wound taken
406	Legs useless without crutches and prosthetics, need to use one hand with stick to stand
407	Synesthesia – swap two senses randomly – Wis or struck by madness
408	Reverse digestive tract – Wis or struck by madness
409	Cannot drink water – juice, milk, blood, urine, alcohol OK
410	Find everything hilariously funny laughs loudly at wrong times
411	Must kill every day – Wis or struck by madness
412	New personality takes over in your sleep of different alignment every day
413	Self-mutilation, Cha slowly drops over time
414	Every dawn eyes, mouth or some body part magically sewn up for day
416	No butt hole – have days to live, need healer to operate every time you go to bathroom
417	Dream or prophet or omen announces your coming death and several signs it is near
418	Talk to Invisible friend or lover – embarrassing crazy
419	Invisible childhood friend is a real being who causes mischief
420	Gremlin climbs out your body each night to cause mischief in your sleep
421	Convinced you are undead
422	Convinced you are lycanthrope and prone to mouth foaming and attacking others
423	Doppelgangers causes you problems everywhere you go
424	Extra Head
425	Extra Leg
426	Extra fingers
427	Tail
428	Horrible stench of the grave, carrion Eaters attracted
429	Tentacle polyps grow on you
430	Fungal blooms slowly turn you into fungus
431	Slowly turn into a tree, green flesh, need not eat seems ok till you take root one morning
432	Unholy – You cant enter holy ground and holy symbols make you repulsed. Holy water harms you
433	Flammable - +1 Fire damage per dice, sparks and open flame may ignite you
434	Undead awaken and sense you in area
435	Old friends and loved ones forget you like you never existed
436	Quest compulsion – always questing can never rest
437	Lice on you occasionally grow into giant insect vermin over night
438	Groin Itches constantly, -1 fight and proficiencies and Dex saves
439	Nose swells and leaks phlegm constantly -4 Cha
440	Everyone else looks dead or demonic or otherwise tainted but you
441	Monsters seem as harmless as farm animals
442	Gore Hound – Deathblows explode victims corpses giving you rep as horrifying monster
443	Nocturnal – cant face the sun -2 daylight
444	Afraid of the dark and shadows
445	Fairy fire – you always glow with magical sparkles, +2 to be hit
446	Become more bestial turning slowly into a mismatched beast body part mongrel man
447	At night a body part detaches and has its own adventures
448	Shrink a class smaller
449	Glow larger but no stronger +2 to be hit
450	Supernatural parasites drain you 1d4 HP a day or 1d4 Lv of spells if a caster
451	Grow Horns
452	Hideous finger nails 1d3 claw
453	Hideous teeth, 1d3 bite
454	Spell Parasites -1Lv spell effects cast on you or by you
455	Skeletal – slowly turn into an emaciated skeleton horror
456	Slough off Skin – your skin sheds, leaving you a horror of flesh and sinew, can wear old skin like clothes and may need to keep hide for cure to ever work
457	Half your Int, forgetful giggling moron
458	Cannot Lie
459	Cant stop reading unless fighting
460	Clothes always turn shabby and even fall off
461	Smoker, constantly smoking wizard weed, stopping to light pipe, coughing, making a stink, offending people, always sharing and converting others to habit indiscriminately
462	You believe everyone
463	Indecisive, need others to help or will sit at cross roads till you die
464	Mute or speech impediment
465	Bastard – evidence of false and ignoble ancestry, earning scorn and hatred from prior kin
466	Join every bizarre cult you discover seeking truth in bad places
467	Change your race
468	The dead talk to you but you wish they would just shut up – Wis or struck by madness
469	Important personages family member claims you are parent of their child causing non stop troubles
470	Must ask to marry all women, say yes to first woman you meet who says yes
471	You believe you have special powers to detect evil – you attempt to torture and kill the innocent
472	You are compelled to be a slave to some humiliating purpose or group
473	You have crazy notions of freedom and justice making you rant your views in public and attracting the law
474	You discover you are chosen of a heretical outlawed sect
475	Amnesia
476	Spitting image of wanted criminal who is hated by commoners
477	Debt collectors claiming you must pay ancestors debt
478	Scandal revealing your family have dark secret ruining you all – cannibalism, incest, regicide, cult members
479	Suicidal – careless in battle and facing danger – will try anything
480	Narcolepsy – prone to falling asleep any moment not moving and quiet
481	Cackling witches taunt you, even in your dream – Wis or struck by madness, bad weather and ill omens follow you
482	Supernatural lover – bears your offspring and raises to hate you on another plane where they reach adulthood faster and hate you
483	Salt and battery – salty food and water damages you 1pt/rnd, even crossing a line of salt on ground takes a Wis save roll
484	Slowly petrify, lose 1Mv/week till ) then living immobile stone – Wis or struck by madness
485	You never spot traps and they all hit you
486	Age faster – lose -1 Str, Con, Dex per week
487	Swarm of insects constantly following you, upsetting horses, eating food, ruining wood, repulsing others
488	Reject Wealth – no interest in money, happy to be living in poverty
489	Enemies hunting you appear at awkward moments
490	Immune to healing spells and potions
491	Immune to first aid (but can be stabilised in negative hits)
492	Strange erotic fixation roll 1d6 1=Undead, 2=Common object, 3=Animals, 4=Clergy, 5=Other planar beings, 6=Dangerous places
493	Accept all duels and challenges
494	Extreme Alignment – You push your alignment on everybody and are always making justifications for your extreme actions
495	Blasphemy – You curse and befoul the names of gods and lords of power – more curses rain down on you
496	Heroic Destiny – you believe you are chosen and everything in world revolves around you and your epic life, you want to tell everyone lots
497	Brand of Hate – Your banners, shields and coat of arms keep changing, your heraldry humiliates you and cause endless feuds
498	Every day you vomit up tiny creatures which if left grow to monsters like slimes, puddings, oozes, usually only 1hp at first (some 1d4)
499	Transvestite - like to dress flamboyantly as opposite sex and have carny type fun
500	Madmen love you and do unspeakable things in your name

d1000	Result
501	Sweet Tooth - only eat candy or cake
502	Mold Friend – monster type mound spoors spread from you leaving horrors behind your travels
503	Night Fiend – At night you grow bestial features -4 Cha, claws and fangs
504	Pregnant – where it comes out is your problem - normal child if can be removed
505	Pregnant – where it comes out is your problem, horrible monster bursts out of you leaving you only 1d4 HP. It escapes to haunt you
506	Hooves – your feet become hooves, cloven or split your choice
507	Monsters interrupt you eating and pollute your food
508	Unnatural weird coloured blood – others fear you and spread rumours
509	Jewels grows on your body – they make the greedy want to cut them loose
510	Diseased and dying flock to you for healing
511	Your goods become more tempting to thieves, bandits and monsters
512	Others see you as weak and defenceless
513	You can never find your way home
514	You cannot find building, cavern, room or dungeon exits alone
516	Something always warns your enemies when you try ambush or sneak attacks
517	Potions, drugs and herbs lose potency when you carry them
518	When you sneeze a nearby item like a wand or gateway is activated
519	Small chance of turning any nearby corpse into zombie
520	Nobody wants to pay you
521	Thinks ugly people are beautiful and vice versa
522	Fits of drunken hooliganism when you drink or left alone or with other hooligans
523	You wake up in strange bed every morning
524	Your followers turn on you
525	Your followers scatter, nobody will serve you
526	Cattle of the gods – anyone into human sacrifice believes you are extra special
527	Babble incoherently
528	Only fools and children believe you
529	Obsessed with item or collecting a type of item
530	Life is a game, nothing really matters
531	Cannibalistic urge, Wis to resist a snack
532	Believes is dead or undead
533	Barks like a dog, can hear self speech unchanged, everyone else thinks you barking mad
534	Fungal infestation -1 charisma per month, eventually become mushroom man
535	Hideously wizened and old looking x1/2 CHA
536	Drug addict, spends all spare cash and time, victimised by mysterious (possibly a devil) pusher
537	Only attracted by own family members or self lookalikes
538	Cant stop playing instrument
539	Only vagrant wanderers like you, everyone else thinks you suck
540	Obsessed with occult and forbidden lore, will be tempted to do evil to get more Wis
541	Albino, -2 in sunlight or get sunglasses
542	Turn into a adorable child version of yourself with cute equipment
543	When you sleep you walk about and prostitute yourself every night
544	Everyone thinks you’re a monster or elf in disguise
545	Everyone thinks you’re a spy
546	Believe cults are among us hunt and burn the evil ones in hiding everywhere
547	You see invisible imps make rude gestures to those around you constantly
548	You join heretical illegal cult
549	You cry lots, every fight or if any one mean or hurt around you
550	Night terrors, awake screaming at night
551	Eunuchs curse – keep getting groin injuries daily
552	Enemies always try to castrate or mutilate your body
553	Whole family cursed – roll again
554	Curse passed to your heir, roll again
555	Insist on paying damages to kin of all you harm
556	Become Ghost or spectre on death bed
557	Viva la revolution – help the peasants revolt even if they seem happy
558	Vain, always fall for flattery, stop to look in mirrors
559	Obsessed with playing games or gambling
560	Can only talk in riddles and questions
561	Monster loves you and wants to make babies
562	Must follow some bizarre custom, fight those who don’t follow custom
563	Plague Carrier
564	Must only eat stolen food
565	Keep waking up married to different people
566	Become follower of first person you meet
567	Horses and their kin hate you
568	Every boat you get on gets lost in a storm
569	Torture animals every chance you get
570	Foul all water sources on touch
571	Only eat one type of food, compelled to preach about it to others
572	Compelled to make and watch animals battle
573	An imp follows you and ads extras to your food and drink
574	A gremlin steals things and plant on you
575	Play cruel jokes on children, make them cry and hate you
576	abjure colour - cant bear sight of one colour of the rainbow or any shade
577	Every spell calls an otherworldly beings attention
578	Trip - roll Dex every round running or fall
579	Only eat inorganic item or thing - normal food makes you helpless and weak
580	Humanoid - turn into a humanoid like a goblin, orc, bugbear or other breed with bad reputation
581	Beast man - gain an animals head, difficulty speaking,
582	Surrender yourself to a great enemy
583	Slowly change into animal
584	Lay monster eggs daily
585	grow flippers, normal move rate in water, 1/2 normal on land
586	An outsider or undead recognises you as a reincarnated lover
587	An evil ancestor spirit tries to possess you, only when asleep at first, becomes increasingly blatant
588	An older/younger version of you hunts you - who knows what will happen if you kill them
589	A horror kills someone near by every night
590	Your ancestral plot is befouled awakening all your kin as undead
591	On death your soul is trapped in your rotting corpse, if lucky may become mad undead
592	You are turned into a small animal, only communicate with own kind
593	Sewerage is delicious candy to you, you have no shame in pursuit of this yummy treat
594	Your teeth all fall out
595	Your you develop compulsive shaving and remove all hair daily
596	Your arms and legs fuse into a snake like body with a human head
597	Your sexual characteristics become huge and uncontrollably move
598	You grow 1d4 extra faces and they are your best friends, each has a different alignment
599	You are covered with burning green fire or glow with golden aurora
600	You have a flaming skull head which does not harm you 1d4 to others

d1000	Result
601	Drugs and alcohol and food bring you no joy
602	Lovers and their charms bring you no joy
603	Cursed weapon left for you by demons
604	Fingernails and toenails fall out
605	Your genitals have teeth and snap hungrily
606	Princess syndrome - you are overcome with need to wear latest fashions, eat the best, be seen at best places, outraged at every indignity inflicted n you
607	Pointed teeth and nails
608	Attention grabber - always tries to attract attention from others
609	You change bodies with your next lover
610	You change bodies with next being you slay, killing your own body instead
611	Monsters from your dreams take form attacking monthly
612	Demon amulet you cannot loose, always appears when troubled by peril, tempts you to release the demon into the world
613	Sleep for 1d100 years
614	Silver always harms you for double weapon damage
615	Stories and etchings of your supposed sexual perversions spread like wildfire making priests and lords condemn you
616	You crave being tortured and abused and imprisoned so you admit to crimes you didn't commit or commit crimes yourself
617	Tools and items you need are never where meant to be
618	Every music instrument you touch breaks
619	Every bed you try to sleep in breaks
620	Discover you were born with a tail, mother sends it to you in a jar
621	Will try any strange new food
622	Must try on any interesting clothes found and collect most fabulous
623	Insects talk to you and say horrible things to you
624	A cult announce you were a member, nobody believes your denial
625	You see hidden signs - everybody is being replaces or controlled by some imaginary species
626	Androgyny - people uncertain of your gender, invited to wrong parties
627	Monster thinks your its baby
628	Stink like a troglodyte when you feel danger - make yourself sick too
629	Chain attached 1/2 movement cant be removed or keeps coming back
630	Evil monkey lives on your back. Keeps returning and gives you fleas
631	Heavy Stone or headstone on your back 50lb weight, cannot drop
632	Demon inhabits your weapon feeds souls of slain to evil power, one day will turn on you
633	Your stools are volatile explosive pellets, your urine is mild acid
634	Whatever you wear looks filthy, ragged and food encrusted but you dont notice
635	Children scream at you on sight - they all dreamed of you killing them last night
636	Corrosive touch - weapons and armour rapidly age and fail on you
637	Iron harms you as if you were an otherworldly being +1 damage
638	Hear animals all make personal comments about you, starts to drive you crazy
640	Walk strangely all remember you
641	Inhuman eyes that blaze with horror
642	Cannot clean blood off armour and weapons
643	Always cold and chill to touch
644	Always hot and sweat to touch
645	Monstrous voice scares animals, children and most good people
646	See evil spirit in mirrors and reflections
647	Glass you touch breaks
648	Cups you touch shatter
649	Garments change to particular colour by curse slowly
650	Weapons talk to you and tell you to kill – Wis or struck by madness
651	Hands, clothes and face always filthy
652	Sleepwalk to deadly locations like graveyard or cliff
653	Sleep-murder innocents
654	The reaper appears near death and offers bad suggestions – Wis or struck by madness
655	Smile looks horrible and cruel and scares people
656	Crops and plants near your residence grow deformed and sinister
657	Sleep when others talking
658	Sleep one week every month
659	Forked tongue
660	Sleep in moments of stress (save vs Wis)
661	Mind swap with other person
662	Develop third eye
663	Turn into common animal by day hours
664	Stored food and drink goes off in 12 hours
665	Face becomes blank with mouth only, yet can still see
666	Turn into common animal by night hours
667	Other worldly being tempts you whenever you’re in peril, just want your soul
668	Blades blunt in your hands -1 damage, cutting food harder and messy
669	Offspring turns to a monster – Wis or struck by madness
670	Opposite sex hate you
671	lamps, candles near you go out if left alone with you
672	Always meet extra undead at night
673	Any boss monsters you slay are raised as undead by a demon
674	Wood hates you - wood hafted tools break if you use them
675	You crack mirrors on sight
676	Urge to adopt all orphans
677	Urge to kidnap children
678	Stray cats follow you about, sometimes in hundreds
679	Stray dogs follow you everywhere
680	Increasingly skeletal features till look like bones
681	Everything you kill appears as tattoo on your body
682	No shadow
683	Turn into ass
684	Turn into goat
685	Turn into snake
686	Turn into horse
687	Turn into bird
688	Turn into child - no visible signs of ageing
689	Goblinoids think you are awesome, want to have your children, touch you, get some of your hair, etc
690	Demonic glowing sigil covers chest or on forehead, detects as evil (reverse if person evil)
691	Grow a beak like a chicken or duck
692	Always freezing cold and sneezing
693	Always feel hot and sweating
694	Fall in love with most awful persons again and again
695	Your children all betray you
696	Every drink you attempt turns solid, can only eat frozen chunks or drink pure alcohol
697	Always dirty, smelly and look shabby
698	Crawling in fleas and sores -1 Con and Cha
699	Clothes rot off you in four hours
700	Arsonist loves to start fires for fun every day

d1000	Result
701	Only feel pleasure from torturing others
702	Eat everything you kill or at least have a bite if pressured for time
703	Birds tell everyone your personal business
704	An imp tells every monster lair you are coming
705	Your bodily excretions and waste are living pathetic creatures with little eyes
706	Devils advise your enemies on how to deal with you
707	Constantly accused of espionage
708	Change to Sexless, bits drop off – Wis or struck by madness
709	Ugly people believe having sex with you will cure them
710	Sing instead of talk
711	Only talk if rhyme
712	Covered in hideous boils -4 CHA
713	No sense of pain, DM hides HP tally
714	Priests of every faith want to convert you
715	Commoners and bards talk and gossip constantly about you
716	Everyone hears you are no 1 avatar of evil on world with terrible mission
717	Two tiny opposed planar beings offer contradictory moral advice, only you see them
718	A hellcat has come to be your new pal and damn your soul to evil
719	A hell hound follows you howling and killing innocents
720	Animals howl in your presence
721	Normal weapons break daily
722	Every day bugs fly in you're mouth or nose at odd moments
723	Soap, baths, hygiene or beauty products inflict 1hp damage on you
724	Vomit up blood at awkward moments several times a day
725	Wet pants every time surprised
726	Toads form in you underpants hourly
727	You devolve into a gelatinous amorphous killer slime
728	Teeth in agony with tooth worms, -2 everything, pull out teeth to relieve
729	Head pain, -2 everything, want to chisel hole in skull to relieve pain briefly
730	Your lovers grow uglier every time you meet
731	Grow a beard of tentacles
732	Snakes grow from your shoulders demand brains to eat
733	Turn into a plump chicken
734	Turn into a pig
735	Turn into a dog
736	Your breath is nauseating to others, anyone close or kissing you make a Con save or throw up, -2 Cha
737	You believe you are a mythical or magical monster most think you a total nut job
738	Covered in thick curly hair739 Webbed feet and toes, +1 swim speed
740	Float on water like a witch!
741	Become addicted to illegal vice, make no effort to hide your problem
742	Constantly hungry and eating, add a pound every day
743	Turn into a fish
744	Dribble constantly, funny speech slur -3 CHA
745	Afraid of bugs, mice, rats, snakes - if see any get high as possible and scream
746	Poop pants if surprised
747	Always trip and hurt ankle if chased 1d4 dam, -1 Move till fully healed
748	Convinced one of your items is magical and gives you special advice
749	Nosebleed whenever meet someone attractive or exert effort
750	Fishy stench smell - animals notice 100 yards away, stray cats follow you
751	All doors lock themselves when you approach
752	All your slaves or servants or pets die or run away
753	Clothes fall off at least once a day
754	Highly flammable, hair and clothes ignite easily even lighting stove or lamp
755	Believe you are a tree, animals want to eat you and cut you down
756	Believe you are hilarious and try to brighten up dungeon murder sprees and diplomatic missions with inappropriate jokes
757	See the spirits of those you slay - eventually weighs on your soul WIS save or madness
758	Arms grow longer till knuckles drag on ground
759	Enjoy wearing freakish clown makeup at all times
760	Refuse aid from any religious person or divine power
761	Refuse magical healing
762	Thumbs disappear
763	Hands turn to jelly cant hold anything
764	Masochist, require daily thrashing, will offer to pay strangers if needed at any cost
765	Glowing brain increasingly visible through skull
766	Cannot talk
767	Cannot hear without a huge ear trumpet
768	Cannot see clearly, cant tell individuals apart unless within 10 feet
769	Black and white vision
770	No taste or smell
771	Blind
772	Everyone thinks you are an idiot
773	Everyone thinks you are cute and adorable like a child
774	Everyone thinks you babble incoherently
775	Everyone thinks you are making sexual advances to them
776	Your skin changes to a bright primary colour
777	You must make WIS save when you see blood or feint for a d4 rounds
778	Others blood is acid to you - take 1pt dam every wound you inflict on others
779	Develop massive cow or goat udders, provide party with dairy products
780	Will only keep coins and jewels if passed through your digestive tract
781	Spirits of disproving ancestors remind you of every failure
782	Fall in love with and marry horrible person, you only see best in them
783	Gold coins you touch turn to lead
784	On death you become a zombie
785	On death you become a ghoul
786	On death you become a wight
787	On death you become a shadow
788	On death you become a phantom
789	On death you become a spectre
790	On death you become a moaning spirit (banshee)
791	Infected by wererat
792	Infected by were hare
793	Infected by devil swine
794	Infected by were badger
795	Infected by were bat
796	Infected by were snake
797	Infected by were raven
798	Infected by were weasel
799	Infected by were boar
800	Elves try to take you to fairy land as a slave by tempting with food, magic or sex

d1000	Result
801	Wherever you stay ghosts awaken
802	Goblinoids seek you constantly
803	A orcish twin of you senses your location and seeks to kill you
804	Hunted by a monster of equal HD
805	Horrible plant pod person copy of you seeks to supplant you
806	A doppelganger of you causes trouble across land yet keeps distance from you
807	Poltergeist attacks and haunts anywhere you stay
808	When your enemies meet each other they become friends and allies
809	A crime syndicate or gang cause you or kin trouble constantly
810	A monster raises your dead kin as undead slaves to taunt you
811	You can only communicate by whistling
812	Everyone around you look like they are beast men to you
813	Hit friend if roll natural 1 on hit
814	Drop weapon if roll natural 1 on hit
815	Shatter weapon if roll natural 1 on hit
816	Hit self if roll natural 1 on hit
817	Old and crippled x1/2 STR CON DEX and move
818	Your body turning into living gate for otherworldly invasion
819	Elder god places evil artifacts for you to find
820	Elder god reveals you are descended from a otherworldly horror WIS save or madness
821	Elder god reveals you are descended from a dark sorcerer who needs you to live again
822	Only you can stop a apocalypse nobody else believes in but you
823	Attract interest from witch hunters, inquisitors and zealous fans of persecutions
824	Elder god sends you visions of his busy minions working on destroying your race
825	An evil despot looks just like you
826	Always see monster instead of true reflection
827	Imp leaves evidence of fictional betrayals near your allies
828	Hole in your body, part of your body and soul imprisoned by demon
829	Demon holds loved one or kin hostage, gives you list of dozens of people to murder
830	Demon holds loved one or kin hostage, provides instructions for you to ruin a kingdom or leader
831	Demon holds loved one or kin hostage, makes you perform atrocities
832	Always end up covered in dung
833	Ex lover becomes a witch and seeks your ruin
834	Every night dream demons torture and kill you - WIS save or madness monthly
835	Every night dream demons force you into attending a monster orgy - WIS save or madness monthly
836	Fights and squabbles break out around you all the time
837	One leg cloven hoofed
838	Grow tentacles or crab claws for hands
839	Quest for a relic or item that stirs up powers of the world
840	Quest for secret of eternal youth
841	Hunt for the questing beast (can teleport), leads you to places needing help
842	Quest for personal property of a god
843	Not attracted to own species or race
844	Urge to burn any paper or books on site
845	Urge to write name on walls in town or dungeon in big letters
846	Cant help but abuse an insult bards, minstrels, messengers and storytellers
847	Old people all think you are uncouth, rude, insulting and horrible
848	Children hate you, draw cartoons of you on walls, sing songs and play games about you
849	Babies born in area look more and more like you, angry husbands conspire to kill you
850	Your alignment becomes opposite of last stranger you spoke to
851	Wear a ridiculous hat like paper crown or dunce hat, cry aloud till put back on
852	Followed by a graffiti poltergeist that writes obscenities and threats everywhere
853	Try any substance you find to see if it makes you high
854	Rumours you are a witch, heretic, baby eater, devil worshipper spread like wildfire
855	Accidentally kill your loved ones or kinfolk
856	Reincarnated on death - spirit will never rest
867	Shed your skin like a snake once a week, freaks people out
868	Need water on skin every 6 hours or lose a hp
869	Adorable bunny ears and tail
870	Ass or donkey ears and tail
871	Evil self steps from first reflection every day to cause trouble
872	Huge weird pointy teeth and overbite
873	Smell delicious blood in everyone you meet, WIS save to resist feeding on bleeding dead or wounded
874	Pets hate you and become aggressive
875	Animal attack every day
876	Invisible Imp steals and pollutes food and fowls your bed at night
877	Gremlin colonies sense you from miles away and are attracted
878	Addicted to elf or faerie food, waste away every day lose a HP if fail CON Save
879	Only eat food cooked by orcs or goblinoids
880	Irrational fear of poisoning, everyone out to get you
881	Irrational fear of monsters, they are hiding everywhere and in disguise
882	Witch hunting mania, obsessed with finding and killing witches
883	Obsessed with magic trivia, curious enough to harass every spell caster, strange looking being or monster about magical powers, secret, private or members only means nothing to you
884	Every vehicle excites you, you catalogue your observations, tell everyone about them and harass anyone with a vehicle about performance, torque and other tedious trivia that drives everyone away from you
885	Irrational fear of birds or reptiles or rodents or herd beast or other group
886	Irrational fear of invisible demons and devils behind everything
887	Irrational fear of spirits up to no good troubling everyone
888	Irrational fear of darkness makes you terrified
889	Irrational fear of wealth, everyone wants you for your money
890	Irrational fear of of magic and spellcasters
891	Irrational fear of violence, must avoid combat and flee if possible
892	Irrational fear of blood, cant stand sight or touch
893	Irrational fear of weather
894	Irrational fear of plants and fungus
895	Irrational fear of animals - they are out to get us
896	Irrational fear of priests and the gods
897	Irrational fear of undead monsters
898	Irrational fear of disease and contagion
899	Irrational fear of goblinoids or beastmen
900	Irrational fear of species of demihuman

d1000	Result
901	Believes can speak any language
902	Believes can speak to and befriend animals
903	Believes immune to poison
904	Believes cannot die in battle
905	Believes can jump safely any drop
906	Believes in quack healers and prophets, they recognise a sucker
907	Cant refuse a bet
908	Cant refuse request for help
909	Likes to scarify loved ones
910	Boasts outrageously about everything and believes own hype
911	Shows no respect for superiors or rulers
912	Shows no respect for sanctified holy ground
913	Shows no respect for gods
914	Cant keep secret, blab about everything to everyone
915	Offend all teachers and trainers of exotic skills or spells
916	Expose yourself indecently and increasingly often, work up to streaking in city or dungeon
917	Sit around eating as much as possible getting obese
918	Attract flies or moths or mosquitoes or fleas or ticks or bedbugs
919	Constantly get splashed by horses and carts, potty dumped from windows, puddles always deeper for you
920	Priests single you out as needing to be saved from life of sin and depravity, they just know by looking at you
921	Vegetarian, you have urge to lecture others about it every chance, even enemies in battle
922	Menaced by thieving squirrels, occasionally one has plague
923	Believe smearing feces and dung all over self makes you mighty
924	Believe monsters just need understanding and a chance to be friendly
925	Believe monsters deserve charity and try to collect money to give them
926	Adopt all monster babies and give them loving home, they are adorable
927	Must have more cats - you can never own enough
928	Bathe twice a day, wash hands after every battle and before every meal
929	Strange sexual compulsion costs money and ruins any current romantic relations
930	Monsters mutter your name in prayers, shaman teach your tactics and techniques
931	Believe that beavers up to no good causing floods and dropping trees on people, warn everyone
932	Visited by sky spirits in bed at night, now you want to tell everybody about them and the humiliation they heaped on you
933	Collect string, twine or cord or bits of wool to add to your ball, when gets bigger than you, can still roll it about, it is your precious
934	Cover self in lewd tattoos and spend as much as possible on compulsion
935	Every sunset and dawn you must crow like rooster
936	Obsessed with collecting ordinary everyday objects like a type of tool and gather as many different types, must hoard and protect from other jealous collectors at any cost
937	Kleptomaniac pick up stuff and try to pick pockets constantly
938	Outrageous fashion victim must wear best, be brightest most stand out in any group or event
939	Give everyone unwanted untrue medical advice in patronising manner till lose all your friends, obsessed and always talk about health, crazy diets and strange exercises
940	Drink your own pee daily, start to get called “piss breath”, nobody will kiss you
941	Must collect trophies, at least a stuffed head or ear of every monster or enemy you kill, use to decorate your home and self
942	Decorate yourself with gold, silver and jewellery as much as you can afford
943	Always borrow and lose money on stupid schemes, gambling, whatever. You end up owing money to nobles, banks, gangs, mad wizards, temples and debt gets worse
944	Lose inch in height a day till bug sized, stuff does not shrink
945	Declare you are ruler of made up land, wear a crown and talk about your wondrous home constantly
946	Dress in bizarre identity concealing costume and at night fight crime and injustice
947	Everyone should be equal, encourage peasants to rise up against the kingdom publicly
948	Refuse to pay tax, tithes, loans or anybody, hoard your cash whatever it takes
949	Everyday bathe in your wealth, rolling around in your material goods, but gold coins best
950	You require 1d6 gold pieces to eat a day
951	You require a written document to eat every day or a book a week
952	Keep all your currency into gems and swallow again and again to keep safe
953	Never wear same clothes more than a day
954	Spend all money on religious monuments, probably to offended god or own god
955	Seek out most decadent, corrupt and depraved companions for horrible parties
956	Mast have as many virgins as possible, daily if possible
957	Only find extreme elderly attractive
958	Only have sex if you and partner dressed as beast men, become increasingly public in behaviour
959	Become a dirty pervert, spending hours spying on opposite sex in secret, become more blatant and hated
960	Decide you are an artist in a field you have no talent for, spend all your money making unwanted art and dressing outrageously, real artists might hang about you for cash but really hate you
961	Every time you sleep you awake with a bed with a d100 rodents under the covers
962	Remain horribly drunk or high all the time, -2 everything and CHA
963	Masochist who seeks pain and injury, pay for it if not getting enough
964	Sadist who seeks to inflict pain and injury, pay for it if not getting enough
965	Only eat raw meat, enjoy covering face in blood every meal
966	Cannibalism must eat member of own race once a week
967	Will bet on anything
968	Only eat dairy products, preferably straight from mammal
969	Insult every barbarian you meet
970	Threaten everyone you meet with terrible powers that only you believe exists
971	Make public claims to every throne and hereditary title
972	Publicly declare self enemy of crime, take on every gang or mob
973	Constantly writing your mediocre and embarrassing memoirs that others always amused by despite your serious intent
974	Challenge anyone to duels at slightest offence
975	Eat as many monster genitals and testicles as possible for imaginary heroic powers they grant you
976	Hideous parasites pops out of you at inappropriate moments
977	Self proclaimed legal expert, explain and argue rules constantly, inform monsters and enemies of their rights and yours
978	Convinced you are a great poet, tell everyone you meet, write terrible poems, try to talk in bad rhymes with made up words if needed
979	Boast you are greatest fighter in world and tell others at every opportunity they are weak and cowardly by comparison
980	Sacrifice your level in HD of animals every week if possible
981	Smoke comes out your mouth constantly, belch out fire occasionally
982	Only find deformed, crippled or mutants attractive
983	Use your imaginary curse powers on everyone who crosses or slights you, publicly declaring what foul thing you wish for them
984	You don't want to be seen using magic items so give them away or bury them or sell them all
985	Spend all your time and money on a single obscure charity, preach about it constantly
986	Everyone assumes you are a prostitute, law hassles you, strangers and monsters proposition you
987	Everyone gets your gender wrong or thinks you a eunuch
988	Animals love to crap on you and your property
989	Word gets out you swallow gems every day, bad people and monsters keen to find out by dissection
990	Don't eat using hands, bowl or feedbag fine for you, messy and offencive to polite customers
991	You collect dolls and make custom ones of your friends, you spend all your money on collectibles and storage and want to show everyone your latest item
992	Enjoy wallowing in and eating rancid liquid meat slurry, would keep a pit for this purpose if possible
993	Anywhere you sleep becomes damp and is increasingly rendered uninhabitable
994	Can only eat liquid food like soup, gravy or custards
995	You keep leaving bloody hand prints everywhere you have been, some take 24 hours to appear
996	All music, poetry, art and natural beauty does nothing for you
997	Every time you pee it bursts into flame and burns out as if bottle of oil
998	Everywhere you go you are accused of having stolen property
999	Roll twice above
1000	Roll 1d4+1 times above